I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
why do cheetos always look like penises
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
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i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
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At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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