I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
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I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
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FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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