I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
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For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
The beer is more important than you right now.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
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Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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