Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
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So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
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Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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