I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
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The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
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We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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