I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
drinking out of a sandbucket again
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
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Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
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He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
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