Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
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Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
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