Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
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The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
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I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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