I swear to god he's a one man village people.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
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Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
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CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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