You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
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I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
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Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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