yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
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How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
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Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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