what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
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seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
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We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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