"it" just moved
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
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Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
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I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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