maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
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last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
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I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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