I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
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Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
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No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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