Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
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I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
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Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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