i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
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On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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