no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
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No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
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During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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