I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
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It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
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I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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