The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
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I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
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I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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