at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
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did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
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He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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