So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
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conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
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stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
You don't make any sense
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