what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
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I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
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Alive.
So much puke
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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