The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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