Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
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You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
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A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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