if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
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we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
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He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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