Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
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dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
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Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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