i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
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Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
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Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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