I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
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i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
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It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
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