I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
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This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
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So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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