What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
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There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
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Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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