Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
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All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
He called his prostate his "boner button".
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
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She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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