Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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