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some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
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tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
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She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
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Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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