PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
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he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
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For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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