tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
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He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
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I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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