I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
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What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
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My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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