Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
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well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
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It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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