so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
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You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
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My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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