It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
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Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
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It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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