dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
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Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
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I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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