I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
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His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
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Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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