Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
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If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
he's gonorrhea incarnate
When did we convert life to cartoon?
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
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he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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