He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
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when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
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Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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