they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
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you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
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I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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