Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
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Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
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Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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