Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I can text with my tongue
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
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Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
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People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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