you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
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It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
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I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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