I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
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We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
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She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
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