i would punch a child for taco bell
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
is wine microwaveable?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
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You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
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A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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